sniffing:

Having sex in elevators is wrong on so many levels.

(via seedy)

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cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

(Source: deadtrash, via seedy)

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You are not designed for everyone to like you.

(via deionpage)

This should be our least concern but somehow it became our greatest.

(via lisarcharles)

(Source: hedonistpoet, via mansibee)

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drydrunkempress:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

221bconsultingtimelord:

jensenspudgymidway:

watson-i-am-your-turtle:

christianborles:

so2460donewithyou:

the-eleventh-blog:

does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?

DO GIRLS REALLY THINK THIS

yes

yes

yes

yes

that whole mary thing really freaked us out tbh

amen

(via fuckyeahilikechicks)

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I need a nap and an orgasm. An Ancient Proverb, probably (via thegreatmadman)

(via fuckyeahilikechicks)

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Rihanna wouldn’t put up with your shit so neither will I an ancient proverb (via curiovsly)

(via hoes-nd-clothes)

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Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

(Source: xoxwanderlustxox, via takemeto-manhattan)

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i dont even sleep anymore i just die for a couple hours each day

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via crystallized-teardrops)

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