Q: will you have sex with me?

Well who are you

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"did you do anything you regret in 2013?"


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I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge

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everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

i am one of them

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“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

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My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

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