*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

(via distraction)

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Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep. (via sincerelypalita)

(Source: relaxsmilebreathe, via takemeto-manhattan)

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I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

(via seedy)

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Me in two sentences.
  • Me: I won't get jealous.
  • Me: Who's this fucking whore.
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"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

(via its-verybeautifuloverthere)

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Forgive me, for all the things I did but mostly for the ones that I did not. Donna Tartt, The Secret History (via hollowstimulation)

(Source: camilla-macauley, via lostinairports)

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Are you fucking kidding me anytime I see any picture of Chris Evans (via nevlls)

(Source: wal-martin-freeman, via hurrricanezayn)

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What tumblr has done to me
  • Sees Porn: no reaction
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Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

(via crystallized-teardrops)

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They say whoever smelt it dealt it so technically this weed is yours officer

(via tinamarie2605)

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